Christmas Jokes Adult

• What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
• Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
• I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It’s such a joy to watch their faces light up!
• What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day...
• Q - Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
  A - They both drop their needles!
• Q - Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone?
  A - A dog ate him in the hall!
• Q - How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
  A - "A furry merry Christmas & Happy new year"!
• Letter to Santa Claus...
  
  Dear Santa Claus,
  
  I stayed up all night last Christmas and I didn't see you come down the chimney? Are you going to come this year?
  
  Sincerely,
  Timmy