Christmas Jokes For Adults: October 2013

Wednesday 30 October 2013

Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"

Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."

Santa: "Doesn't Barbie always come with Ken?"

Girl: No, she only fakes it with Ken."
Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?Chick to chick!
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?A – ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!
Bert, aged 25. ‘My wife’s an angel’. Don, aged 57. ‘Your lucky, mine is still alive’.
Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?" Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."

Monday 21 October 2013

What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas one has no L (noel)!
What carol is heard in the dessert?
Camel ye fathful!
Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
ow are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It’s such a joy to watch their faces light up!
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin
Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .
What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

A flying car-pet!.

Christmas Jokes For Adults