- For the lord
your God had made it possible for you
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible.
Wishing u merry x-mas!! & Happy new year
- I love Christmas.
I receive a lot of
wonderful presents
I can't wait to exchange.
- Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.
- Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
Marry X’Mas !!
- BUY A SCOOTY…..
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *
Merry Christmas!
- was the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
- Why don’t witches wear panties?
So they can get a better grip on the broom!
- The girl behind the counter looked pleased and murmured, 'Great, I'm sure your son will really love it.
- Christmas is that one special day of the year which is set to celebrate the birth of Christ. It is celebrated with high spirits in various parts of the world. It is the occasion to spread joy and cheer and also the perfect time for the families to gather and party.
- Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza
- The salesgirl asked him Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?
- Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
- It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service. “Well”, said the clergyman “'I guess there's no point in having a service today.” “Well that's not how I see it,” said the farmer. “If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it.
- I wonder what Christmas will be No merriment good cheer or glee Now that Santa's arrested Because someone protested That he laid some doll under their tree.
- The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy
replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to
eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today.
- On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into
the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus
Christ!” he yelled.The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and
said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving.
- Silver Christmas charms bring you good fortune.Silver Christmas charms bring you good fortune.Potential choking hazard: do not use with food.
