New Xmas jokes for Adults

• How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
  No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year!
• I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
• Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? A: Snowballs.
• Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.
• Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition. Now that’s what you call pot luck!
• Closets also had a lot of fun during Christmas Eve celebration instead of boring asses they saw a lot of new faces.
• Q. What happened when Guy ate the Christmas decorations?
• A. He went down with tinsel-itis.
• I always get my loved ones petrol soaked fake mustaches for Christmas. It’s such a joy to watch their faces light up!
• What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
• The One Show.