- Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery
Merry Christmas To every one
- I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
- Sometimes I wish I was a bird:
I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
- What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?…. SNOWBALLS
- Why doesn’t Santa have any children?
He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.
- Teacher: What does the Christmas tree stand for?
Student: It would take too much room lying down.
- Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?
- How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
- Boy I better get started
shopping for Christmas!
It is only 5 months away..
- Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.
- How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear
the same outfit year after year!
- I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
- Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? A: Snowballs.
- Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.
- Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition. Now that’s what you call pot luck!
- Closets also had a lot of fun during Christmas Eve celebration instead of boring asses they saw a lot of new faces.
- Q. What happened when Guy ate the Christmas decorations?
- A. He went down with tinsel-itis.
- I always get my loved ones petrol soaked fake mustaches for Christmas. It’s such a joy to watch their faces light up!
- What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
- The One Show.
