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Naughty christmas Messages

 

• Teacher: What is the first month?
  Student: January
  Teacher: What is the second month?
  Student: February
  Teacher: What is the tenth month?
  Student: Delivery
  Merry Christmas To every one
• I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
• Sometimes I wish I was a bird:
  I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
•  What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?…. SNOWBALLS
• Why doesn’t Santa have any children?
  He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.
   
• Teacher: What does the Christmas tree stand for?
  Student: It would take too much room lying down.
• Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?
• How do u teach a blonde maths?
  U subtract her chlothes
  Devide her legs
  And square root her.
• Boy I better get started
  shopping for Christmas!
  It is only 5 months away..
• Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.

New Xmas jokes for Adults

• How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
  No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year!
• I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
• Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? A: Snowballs.
• Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.
• Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition. Now that’s what you call pot luck!
• Closets also had a lot of fun during Christmas Eve celebration instead of boring asses they saw a lot of new faces.
• Q. What happened when Guy ate the Christmas decorations?
• A. He went down with tinsel-itis.
• I always get my loved ones petrol soaked fake mustaches for Christmas. It’s such a joy to watch their faces light up!
• What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
• The One Show.