- Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"
Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."
Santa: "Doesn't Barbie always come with Ken?"
Girl: No, she only fakes it with Ken." - Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
- How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?Chick to chick!
- What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?A – ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!
- Bert, aged 25. ‘My wife’s an angel’. Don, aged 57. ‘Your lucky, mine is still alive’.
- Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?" Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."
New and short Christmas sayings and sms jokes with sweet heart messages.
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