Christmas kids Jokes For Adults

• What do you call an old snowman?
  Water!
  
• What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
  The Christmas one has no L (noel)!
  
• What carol is heard in the dessert?
  Camel ye fathful!
  
• Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
  
• ow are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
  They both have ornamental balls.
  
• I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It’s such a joy to watch their faces light up!
  
• I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
  
• Q. What kind of bird can write?
  A. A pen-guin
  
• Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
  A. Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .
  
• What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
  
  A flying car-pet!.