Rude Christmas Jokes

• What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
  Claustrophobic.
  
• What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
  Snowflakes.
  
• Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
  A. A Christmas Quacker.
  
• Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
  A. Santa Pause!
   
• Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
  A. In a snow bank.
  
• Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
  A. Because of all the wrapping!
  
• What do monkeys sing at Christmas?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!
  
• Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
  “Holly” wood!
  
•  What lies in a pram and wobbles?
  
  A jelly baby