Christmas Jokes For Kids

• Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
  A. A Christmas Quacker.
  
• Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
  A. Santa Claus.
  
• What do you call an old snowman?
  Water!
  
• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow use...
  
• What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
  Silent Night!
  
• Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
  Bill: What?
  Will: Anytime!
  
• Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
  John: What?
  Josh: Snow and tell.
  
• Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
  A. A sunburnt elf!
  
• Q. Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners?
  A. Rude-olph!